why am i friends with people from my school
Rude Cakes by Tara Welch
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
I would take a bullet for garlic bread
who would shoot a garlic bread
So I can’t do my math homework cause my duck fell asleep on my calculator..
send this picture to your teacher they will understand
IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE
"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"
"i dont know if thats her"
"i rly dont think thats her guys"
AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO
"holy shit shes hot"
L I F E
YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU
OWN IT FOR ALL OF US
they’re evolving. growing stronger.
Kush entirely too fucking loud
this has gone on too far
they’re just trying to make sure you’re not a phony