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cumsock:

she dead

africanaquarian:

trying to eat without completely fucking up your lipstick

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(via freakingyou)

angrynerdyblogger:

cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing

angrynerdyblogger:

cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

peregrin-fool-of-a-took:

Well looks I’ve found what John Green uses to write metaphors with.

peregrin-fool-of-a-took:

Well looks I’ve found what John Green uses to write metaphors with.

(Source: golfingfetus, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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crossbeams:

I JUST TURNED AROUND AND SHE WAS DOING THIS

crossbeams:

I JUST TURNED AROUND AND SHE WAS DOING THIS

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

(Source: poyzn, via 10knotes)

vaspim:

omvr:

lol she was in line for 10 minutes

Oh my God

vaspim:

omvr:

lol she was in line for 10 minutes

Oh my God

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

emojustinyoung:

he keeps getting stuck in the couch

(via freakingyou)

cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless

cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

chickennuggetwastaken:

Selfie Saturday, why you try to drown me edition.

baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

(via dontbreakmedarling)

thatfunnyblog:

TWO THINGS HOW DID HE GET A PET INTO SCHOOL AND HOW DOES HE GET HIS TEACHERS TO AGREE TO DO THESE VINES

(Source: pip-pip-piddlydoo)